The president's new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth's air such as....
Giant ice cubes in fun shapes.
Create a hole in atmosphere to let cool space air in.
Systematically and genetically alter warm blooded human beings to become cold blooded.
Americans turn up their AC and open their front doors, yes Mom, we are going to cool the outdoors!
Time travel machine to the ice age.
Most yummy meat comes from animals that create methane gas, we need a bailout that buys steaks for all.
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i've got a solution. let's just go drill all of the oil that's waitin' for us over in Sarah's backyard so that we don't have to depend on it from other countries....that will have zero impact on our carbon emissions
ReplyDeletelove,
your favorite bleeding heart liberal : )