Things That Go Bump in the Night

You may or may not have heard that on February 3rd a British and a French ballistic missile submarines bumped into each other. To be fair, they are both the first in the ballistic missile class for these two countries, so maybe they are working on the kinks and decided to play bumper submarine. Next time guys, let's do it without the ballistic missiles and nuclear reactors. You gave a scare to neighboring countries and to the dolphins.

Or course, we could always blame the Germans for this: